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Dan Patrick has a little tweet.

The image above is a response to an image tweeted by Dan Patrick. I will not be reproducing it here so if you haven't seen it go look it up, its everywhere. Or don't, you don't need to see anything like that. As a Texan I am not shocked over the latest Dan Patrick...

Fun with the Common Core Standards Initiative

If you have kids you have probably helped them with their homework recently. In doing this you were exposed to something called Common Core Standards, or just Common Core. This new set of learning standards was developed in 2009 and allowed to slowly roll out over the...

NRA Solves Theater Shootings With MovieGun

Today The National Rifle Association announced a new program that is designed to prevent future mass shootings in movie theaters across the United States. Along with their partners Cinemark USA and Arms Technology Inc. the NRA is preparing to roll out MovieGun.

Donald Trump Eaten By Angry Mexican God

Donald Trump formally announced his campaign for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination on June 16, 2015 and had since become a serious concern for the GOP. This all came to an end Monday when he was suddenly eaten by the angry Mexican god Quetzalcoatl.