Jon T. Norwood, a self proclaimed “Immovable Stone in Your World of Weak”, whatever that is,  is also an author for several online magazines and blogs on topics including mobile technology, internet access, web hosting, and more.  Mr. Norwood promises that he takes those sites much more seriously than this one, and hopes that any silliness this site may cause will not adversely affect the others.  He means it this time.

- Brigadier General Arnold Williams Bartholomew Kent

Dictated but not read.


Jon T Norwood circa 1976

Thank you for visiting JonTNorwood.Com!  The purpose of this site is too see how long you will waste your time reading the opinions of someone you don’t know or relate to.  I’m glad you’ve chosen to stop by as this is time you could be using to get your job done, learn something new, or help out someone in need.  Bravo!

The Internet is now a hotbed of social media that is blazing a dangerously deceptive trail convincing millions they have “friends” all over the world.  As I am in need of “friends” I will share with you my 100% honest background so you can consider me your pal.  Please use the following “information” to decide if I would be a good pal for you.

  • Born: 1958 Chapultepec Park Mexico
  • Height: 6’1
  • Weight: 421 kilonewtons (On Earth’s Surface)
  • Eyes: Yes
  • Sex: Male (On Earth’s Surface)

Interests include:

  • Sea Otters
  • Carl Sagan’s Cosmos (Revised with 1990 updates)
  • Honey Nut Cheerios
  • iPad fanatics
  • Cat 9 Cables

If you think we can be pals contact me HERE.

In the future I’ll be adding more pseudo-information such as the “Articles” you see here before you.  As you may already know emerging science suggests that the less you use your brain the longer you will live stupidly and it is my intention to help the Internet community in any way I can.

Mine Always,

Jon T. Norwood