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The Agnostic Front

I’m certain I don’t know what’s going on. I’m ignorant, but more importantly you are too! Everyone is certain that everyone else’s belief system is wrong. Fortunately they are all probably wrong and you can read about it here in the Handbook for the Militant Agnostic.

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Music and Noise

Here is all the music I’ve either written, recorded or collected. I’m adding to it all the time as I’m digitally remastering and at times re-recording old material I’ve worked on in the past. There will be varying degrees of “quality” but the most egregious stuff will get redone.

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WTF Internet?

Inspired by the great WTF D&D!? at Something Awful I’ll take a broader look at the confusing and truly horrifying across the Internet. The only cute animals here are from Hell. If it funny or horrible it might make it all the way to WTF Internet?.

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Next Week’s News Tomorrow

NRA Solves Theater Shootings With MovieGun

Today The National Rifle Association announced a new program that is designed to prevent future mass shootings in movie theaters across the United States. Along with their partners Cinemark USA and Arms Technology Inc. the NRA is preparing to roll out MovieGun.

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Donald Trump Eaten By Angry Mexican God

Donald Trump formally announced his campaign for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination on June 16, 2015 and had since become a serious concern for the GOP. This all came to an end Monday when he was suddenly eaten by the angry Mexican god Quetzalcoatl.

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